The Online Dating Pig Experiment: Male Thirst

The Experiment

It’s simple, really.

We take a fake picture of an overweight woman and Photoshop it to make her unrecognizable.

By adding a literal pig on her face and blending it.

And then we add just copious, ridiculous amounts of unnecessary body hair.

Then we put her up on a dating website.

And we wait.

The Results

Are you mentally prepared?

Because there are still men that are trying to bang this imaginary monstrosity.

And the worst part?

Many of the men are decently attractive. Above average.

Yeah.

The inbox on this experiment blew up. This was not a drawn out test. They came to the hairy pig beast.

See sources:

The Online Dating Pig Experiment

Believe it or not

There were hundreds of messages to this account.

Can we all unite and at least agree that we need to stop the Make America Thirst Again campaign?

I hate to be this guy here, but what in the absolute f*ck men. How, why, what?

Who would stoop so low to try to one-night stand a literal Photoshop pic of a pig with 50000 extra belly hairs?

And she even communicates like a pig!

Men, what are you doing?

I rag on women plenty: Why Men Don’t Want to Get Married, the Depravity of Modern Women, Betrayal is a women’s heart. But I can’t claim men are any better when we do this shit.

This is an example of basic economics, though. If someone is willing to lower the price so significantly, you can’t compete. This is probably the lowest price in all of humanity.

I don’t get mad at the market (women). You get mad at the competitors (men). These men are underbidding their worth and trying to bang literally anything. This destroys the market (gender interaction market).

“A shit sandwich is a delicacy to someone who has not eaten in a week”.

Desperate dudes are desperate. The reality hasn’t changed.

But maybe it has opened your eyes a bit.

Be careful what dudes you interact with, ladies. And be careful what dude you are becoming, men.

“I don’t want to lift on this planet anymore.”

Experiment completed by a lovely local miscer, thank you, brother.

One comment

sam
May 15, 2022 / 2:12 pm
I think your experiments not completed, you should see if any of these will in fact go date with her, sometimes men after a lot of rejections , they just look for any woman to respond to them to recover their self worth that got damaged by all the rejections, I bet most of them will not want to meet her and just some talk to boost their self esteem . Women do that too , when she get rejected , she lower her standard to get attention of men so she can feel she is still wanted.